Drum speak I've heard: Pea soup, pea soup, pea soup...chicken cacciatore chicken cacciatore....lettuce in the middle and a pickle on top.
I took a demo in to a studio once - they were looking for songs for an ad campaign for a major newspaper that was looking for "country" songs....the guy that ran the studio (not a producer or engineer) listened to my songs and then said, "You got anything that sounds more country? Something more rocking?"
"Ok boys, let's run through it once more.....drummer, beat it off"
Some favorites from a colorful bandleader I know..."Take it from the titties", "Square it on the downs", "Stones it out", " "Hit it while it's still breathin'," "Give me some hoodly-hoodlies at the end"...