"Through My Father's Eyes" (Official Music Video) - Christian Singer, Holly Starr
Holly Starr - "Through My Father's Eyes" is the official New Christian music video for the radio single "Through My Father's Eyes" from the Christian singer'...
Musician and Music Related Jokes - Add your favorite!
Over the years, I've heard a ton of funny jokes that center around musicians and the music business. I could put up about 20 here,but I'll let you guys do it.
Let's keep this CLEAN! Also, no slamming of particular people, like saying, "so and so is a joke." It's already been done.
Ok, here's the starter joke:
What's the definition of an optimist?
A banjo player with a pager (cell phone for the modern day version).
Let's keep this CLEAN! Also, no slamming of particular people, like saying, "so and so is a joke." It's already been done.
Ok, here's the starter joke:
What's the definition of an optimist?
A banjo player with a pager (cell phone for the modern day version).
Tags: Humor, Jokes, Music, Musician
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Permalink Reply by Pat McDonald on -
A few good ones.....
Q: How do you know your kid's gonna grow up to be a trombone player?
A: You take him to the playground and he can't swing and doesn't know how to use the slide.
Q: How many FOH house guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They don't do lights
Q: What's the difference between drummers and horses?
A: Horses only have to carry ONE person at a time
Thank you! I'm here all week. Try the veal.
Pat -
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Permalink Reply by Dave Jennette on
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How do you get a song writer off your front porch?
Pay for the Pizza. -
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Permalink Reply by Redheaded Stepchild on
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One of our hobbies on tour is to collect musician jokes, (mostly drummer and banjo for some reason). Here are a few that come to mind:
What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher? They both perceive time as an abstract concept!
How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the piano player can do it with his left hand!
What's the difference between a pop musician and a jazz musician? One plays 3 notes for millions of people, the other one,...well you get it right?
What's the difference between God and a soundman? God doesn't think he's a soundman!
OK, sensitive drummers avert your eyes! Did you hear about the drummer who was so dumb that other drummers started to notice?
And my personal favorite: What's the difference between a banjo and a vacuum cleaner? It's harder to get the dirtbag off the banjo! -
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Permalink Reply by Jed Hackett on
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What's the difference between a female vocalist and a terrorist?..... You can negotiate with a terrorist.
forgive me if that has already been added. -
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Permalink Reply by Steve Forrest on -
Kid tells his dad: "When I grow up I wanna be a drummer."
Dad says: "Son, you know you can't do both."
My pallbearers will be all drummers......they've always carried me.
....or is it, never use a drummer for a pallbearer....they're gonna drop something after 4 steps.
Why can't a drummer pour a good beer? They always rush the fill.
(none of the bass player jokes are funny or true) -
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