Doug Sarrett?
Has anyone ever worked with Doug Sarrett? I met him once, and he has been my hero for years, but i've never been lucky enough.....sigh. I hear he carries a gun to sessions and is known to see sounds in "colors" and talk to himself. wow. What a genius. Truly a visionary.
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Permalink Reply by Glenn Spinner on -
The best is in the summer time when he wears his pink or orange sequined hot pants, you're not going to find a hotter engineer with sexier legs than him. Shane, now I think I've said too much.
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Permalink Reply by Russell Mauldin on -
I worked with him once. My only advice....if you sit next to him, make him keep his hands ABOVE the console.
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Permalink Reply by Tom Reeves on -
Doug Sarrett? Man........is that guy still in town? We used cruise lower Broadway together.
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Permalink Reply by John Eric Hammond on -
This is what I know or have heard about Doug Sarrett:
* - He once threw a silver dollar across the Cumberland River.
* - He once chopped down one of his dad’s cherry trees to make a set of false teeth, and then did not lie about it when confronted.
* - He once shot the wing off of a wasp with a BB gun. The wasp was behind him, the gun was balanced on his shoulder, and he was using a hand mirror to aim.
* - He has a huge blue ox named Babs.
* - He jingles when he walks.
* - He once saddled and rode a tornado in Kansas.
* - His first wife was named ‘Slue-foot Sue”. One time, upon bringing her home after some steamy necking, he found a prosthetic hook on the door handle of his car.
* - He once challenged Satan to a fiddling contest and won.
* - In some parts of the world he is called “Sasquatch”.
* - He flies in from his private island to do sessions. The island features a large rock formation shaped somewhat like a knob or a maybe a button.
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Permalink Reply by Todd Robbins on -
- His poop is used for currency in Argentina
- He once wrestled a polar bear, and would have won had it not been for a nasty head cold
- He once breast-fed an injured flamingo, and its health was restored
- He can palm a medicine ball
- He fed his newborn babies shrimp-scampi
- He was the whistler on the Andy Griffith show
- At his bachelor party, he ate the whole cake before we could tell him there was a stripper inside of it...
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Permalink Reply by John Gholston on -
I know this is an old thread, but I'm glad it came back. I almost cried laughing when reading your post Todd.
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Permalink Reply by Tom Reeves on
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There will never be anything funnier than this. Ever. We can all stop now. :)
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Permalink Reply by Bengineer on -
poor Dougie.....wonder if he'll ever come out of his spider hole now.....
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Permalink Reply by dan rudin on -
Doug and I served time together at Angola. Though we weren't cell-mates, each evening after lock down I could clearly hear the tortured strains of a Psalm or two as he lulled the men to sleep with his beautiful voice.
Decent of him.
Dan
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Permalink Reply by dan rudin on
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Darn, I just read John Hammond's post. No hope to be funny after that!
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Permalink Reply by Glenn Spinner on
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Doug once fought Chuck Norris and almost won. He was the only person on the face of the earth that actually gave Chuck a run for his money. His undoing was when going for a roundhouse kick his shorts ripped and that was the beginning of the end. At one point though, Doug had a beard that rivaled Chuck's. If he had only won that fight he could've been Walker, Texas Ranger.
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Permalink Reply by Tom Reeves on
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Actually a little known fact about Doug is that he prefers to mix in nude there at UNO MAS........I'm just sayin' He actually owns the domain name: nakedsession.com
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