You’re a Real Musician When:
You realize that the cheers from the audience after a particularly
difficult passage are for a sports play on the big screen TV over the
bar, and that in fact, no one is listening to you.
When the gig you drove 200 miles for to make $100, and had to pay for a
hotel room, is later referred to as your "summer tour".
When your most sincere, heartfelt comments are made by people that are
drunk and who won’t remember… Continue